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Outrageous Tales From the Old Testament?

Some more genuine church signs from www.churchsigngenerator.com . I particularly like the last one. "A spirit filled church", is a nice touch. Very Old Testament. Their God is a smiting, fighting God urging his people to take up arms against his enemies. Does anyone have a favourite Old Testament tale involving God's gratuitous smiting, genocide, etc.? What's the most outrageous tale? Personally, I think Abraham and Isaac is hard to beat. As Alexander Waugh relates in his book God - The Biography . Randolph Churchill, son of Winston, had been annoying his friends by talking too much. They wagered he could not keep quiet for a week. Churchill, a keen gambler, thought he could win the bet by reading the Bible. But he didn't last long. After a few pages, he was heard to exclaim, "God! God's a shit!" Talking of which, I have been trying for ages to get hold of a copy of Outrageous Tales from the Old Testament , now out of print it seems. If anyone has ...

Bible belt sign

Yes, it probably is. This is a genuine church sign (I'm correcting first post, which said it was a spoof - it's not). It's from a library of such signs held at www.churchsign generator.com (hit their link to "real church signs"). This one certainly expresses the view of some Christians, including, probably, Martin Luther: "Faith must trample all reason underfoot". However, it's possible to construct fake signs too. If such childish humour appeals to you (as it does to me) go to www.churchsigngenerator.com